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		<title>50 Things we Know Now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/12/28/50-things-we-know-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knowledge advances, I guess. Here&#8217;s a neat little article out of the Tampa Tribune, highlighting the first 15: 1. U.S. life expectancy in 2005 inched up to a record high of 77.9 years. 2. The part of the brain that regulates reasoning, impulse control and judgment is still under construction during puberty and doesn&#8217;t shift [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.tbo.com/life/MGBUFCRF5WE.html">Knowledge advances</a>, I guess. Here&#8217;s a neat little article out of the Tampa Tribune, highlighting the first 15:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>1. U.S. life expectancy in 2005 inched up to a record high of 77.9 years.</em></p>
<p><em>2. The part of the brain that regulates reasoning, impulse control and judgment is still under construction during puberty and doesn&#8217;t shift into autopilot until about age 25.</em></p>
<p><em>3. Blue light fends off drowsiness in the middle of the night, which could be useful to people who work at night.</em></p>
<p><em>4. The 8-foot-long tooth emerging from the head of the narwhal whale is actually a type of sensor that detects changes in water temperature, pressure and particle gradients. </em></p>
<p><em>5. U.S. Protestant &#8220;megachurches&#8221; &#8211; defined as having a weekly attendance of at least 2,000 &#8211; doubled in five years to more than 1,200 and are among the nation&#8217;s fastest-growing faith groups.</em></p>
<p><em>6. Cheese consumption in the United States is expected to grow by 50 percent between now and 2013. </em></p>
<p><em>7. At 68.1 percent, the United States ranks eighth among countries that have access to and use the Internet. The largest percentage of online use was in Malta, where 78.1 percent access the Web. </em></p>
<p><em>8. The U.S. government has paid about $1.5 billion in benefits to thousands of sick nuclear-weapons workers since 2001. </em></p>
<p><em>9. Scientists have discovered that certain brain chemicals in our tears are natural pain relievers.</em></p>
<p><em>10. FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover wrote a drooling fan letter to Lucille Ball in 1955 to tell her how much he enjoyed an episode of &#8220;I Love Lucy.&#8221; &#8220;In all the years I have traveled on trains,&#8221; he noted, &#8220;I have often wondered why someone did not pull the emergency brake, but I have never been aboard a train where it was done. The humor in your program last Monday, I think, exceeded any of your previous programs and they have been really good in themselves.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>11. Wasps spray an insect version of pepper spray from their heads to temporarily incapacitate their rivals.</em></p>
<p><em>12. A sex gene responsible for making embryos male and forming the testes is also produced by the brain region targeted by Parkinson&#8217;s disease, a discovery that may explain why more men than women develop the degenerative disorder.</em></p>
<p><em>13. Ancient humans from Asia may have entered the Americas following an ocean highway made of dense kelp. </em></p>
<p><em>14. An impact crater 18 miles in diameter was found 12,500 feet under the Indian Ocean. </em></p>
<p><em>15. Americans spent almost $32 billion on toys during 2005. About a third of that was spent on video games.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Happy New Year. I&#8217;m interested in what we&#8217;ll learn in 2007&#8230;</p>
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		<title>What-free flying?&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/12/04/what-free-flying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought it was bad enough to travel without your DVD player or laptop recharged, consider this possible trend in airport travel: Toilet-Free Flying: Wave of the Future? Airlines will do just about anything these days to save money. According to USA Today, China Southern Airways is asking passengers to use the restroom before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>If you thought it was bad enough to travel <a href="http://www.kairosblog.com/kairos_blog/2006/11/power_hungry.html">without your DVD player or laptop recharged</a>, consider <a href="http://www.fodors.com/wire/archives/002218.cfm">this possible trend</a> in airport travel:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Toilet-Free Flying: Wave of the Future?</strong></em></span><em><br />
Airlines will do just about anything these days to save money. According to <em>USA Today,</em> China Southern Airways is asking passengers to use the restroom before boarding their planes. The move isn&#8217;t an attempt to micromanage weight on planes but an attempt to save fuel</em>.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can see <a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/sky/2006/11/in_custcutting_.html">the full story here</a>. I don&#8217;t like the sound of this&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Works or grace&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/08/12/works-or-grace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 14:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this funny. Via Der Evangelische Theologe, check out what he calls &#8220;an ingenious, entertaining and thoroughly depressing document entitled The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism&#8221; Here are the first few entries: The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism 1. Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian? A: Each individual Christian&#8217;s chief end is to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I found this funny. Via <a href="http://derevth.blogspot.com/2006/08/link-too-great-to-pass-up.html">Der Evangelische Theologe</a>, check out what he calls &#8220;an ingenious, entertaining and thoroughly depressing document entitled <a href="http://paulmccain.worldmagblog.com/paulmccain/archives/012731.html">The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism</a>&#8221;</p>
<p>Here are the first few entries:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism</em></p>
<p><em>1. Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian?<br />
A: Each individual Christian&#8217;s chief end is to get saved. This is the first and great commandment.</em></p>
<p><em>2. Q: And what is the second great commandment?<br />
A: The second, which is like unto it, is to get as many others saved as he can.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I thought some folk who read this might like to check it out. A more serious critique is offered by The Fire and the Rose, who thinks some strands of American evangelicalism hold a <a href="http://fireandrose.blogspot.com/2006/08/heresies-of-american-evangelicalism.html">pelagian soteriology</a>. But I just think this is funny satire, and not much more&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;Apparently this is all over the blogosphere. For instance, Maggi Dawn posted about it <a href="http://maggidawn.typepad.com/maggidawn/2006/06/the_semipelagia.html">not too long ago</a>.</p>
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		<title>Preaching the Full Monty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/08/09/preaching-the-full-monty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The lengths some churches go to draw people to worship&#8230; (hattip: knightopia)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/christianstudent/136533938/">lengths</a> some churches go to draw people to worship&#8230;</p>
<p>(hattip: <a href="http://www.knightopia.com/journal/archives/001027.html">knightopia</a>)</p>
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		<title>Ack!&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/07/31/ack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bible]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy, does this feel like it hits home: (Bible Duel by Dave Walker at CartoonChurch.com, The Cartoon Blog, used under the conditions posted here.) Does anyone think that this is what the bible is intended to be about? I sure don&#8217;t.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Boy, does this feel like it hits home:</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/2006/07/15/bible-duel/">Bible Duel</a> by Dave Walker at <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/">CartoonChurch.com</a>, <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/">The Cartoon Blog</a>, used under the conditions posted <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/content/how-you-can-use-the-cartoons/">here</a>.)</p>
<p>Does anyone think that this is what the bible is intended to be about? I sure don&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>Searching for a church&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/07/26/searching-for-a-church/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has made the rounds, but I just now watched it. Thanks to the hopeful amphibian, who declares it to be a way to focus on what matters, if you&#8217;ve been wondering about leaving your church&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>This has made the rounds, but I just now watched it.</p>
<p>Thanks to the <a href="http://hopefulamphibian.blogs.com/hopeful_amphibian/2006/07/looking_for_a_n.html">hopeful amphibian</a>, who declares it to be a way to focus on what matters, if you&#8217;ve been wondering about leaving your church&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Evolution of Dance&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/05/12/the-evolution-of-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 09:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: you&#8217;ll never have the six minutes of your life back after you watch this&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Warning: you&#8217;ll never have the six minutes of your life back after you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg">watch this</a>&#8230;.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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