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		<title>50 Things we Know Now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/12/28/50-things-we-know-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knowledge advances, I guess. Here&#8217;s a neat little article out of the Tampa Tribune, highlighting the first 15:
1. U.S. life expectancy in 2005 inched up to a record high of 77.9 years.
2. The part of the brain that regulates reasoning, impulse control and judgment is still under construction during puberty and doesn&#8217;t shift into autopilot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.tbo.com/life/MGBUFCRF5WE.html">Knowledge advances</a>, I guess. Here&#8217;s a neat little article out of the Tampa Tribune, highlighting the first 15:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>1. U.S. life expectancy in 2005 inched up to a record high of 77.9 years.</em></p>
<p><em>2. The part of the brain that regulates reasoning, impulse control and judgment is still under construction during puberty and doesn&#8217;t shift into autopilot until about age 25.</em></p>
<p><em>3. Blue light fends off drowsiness in the middle of the night, which could be useful to people who work at night.</em></p>
<p><em>4. The 8-foot-long tooth emerging from the head of the narwhal whale is actually a type of sensor that detects changes in water temperature, pressure and particle gradients. </em></p>
<p><em>5. U.S. Protestant &#8220;megachurches&#8221; &#8211; defined as having a weekly attendance of at least 2,000 &#8211; doubled in five years to more than 1,200 and are among the nation&#8217;s fastest-growing faith groups.</em></p>
<p><em>6. Cheese consumption in the United States is expected to grow by 50 percent between now and 2013. </em></p>
<p><em>7. At 68.1 percent, the United States ranks eighth among countries that have access to and use the Internet. The largest percentage of online use was in Malta, where 78.1 percent access the Web. </em></p>
<p><em>8. The U.S. government has paid about $1.5 billion in benefits to thousands of sick nuclear-weapons workers since 2001. </em></p>
<p><em>9. Scientists have discovered that certain brain chemicals in our tears are natural pain relievers.</em></p>
<p><em>10. FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover wrote a drooling fan letter to Lucille Ball in 1955 to tell her how much he enjoyed an episode of &#8220;I Love Lucy.&#8221; &#8220;In all the years I have traveled on trains,&#8221; he noted, &#8220;I have often wondered why someone did not pull the emergency brake, but I have never been aboard a train where it was done. The humor in your program last Monday, I think, exceeded any of your previous programs and they have been really good in themselves.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>11. Wasps spray an insect version of pepper spray from their heads to temporarily incapacitate their rivals.</em></p>
<p><em>12. A sex gene responsible for making embryos male and forming the testes is also produced by the brain region targeted by Parkinson&#8217;s disease, a discovery that may explain why more men than women develop the degenerative disorder.</em></p>
<p><em>13. Ancient humans from Asia may have entered the Americas following an ocean highway made of dense kelp. </em></p>
<p><em>14. An impact crater 18 miles in diameter was found 12,500 feet under the Indian Ocean. </em></p>
<p><em>15. Americans spent almost $32 billion on toys during 2005. About a third of that was spent on video games.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Happy New Year. I&#8217;m interested in what we&#8217;ll learn in 2007&#8230;</p>
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		<title>What-free flying?&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/12/04/what-free-flying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you thought it was bad enough to travel without your DVD player or laptop recharged, consider this possible trend in airport travel:
Toilet-Free Flying: Wave of the Future?
Airlines will do just about anything these days to save money. According to USA Today, China Southern Airways is asking passengers to use the restroom before boarding their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>If you thought it was bad enough to travel <a href="http://www.kairosblog.com/kairos_blog/2006/11/power_hungry.html">without your DVD player or laptop recharged</a>, consider <a href="http://www.fodors.com/wire/archives/002218.cfm">this possible trend</a> in airport travel:</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Toilet-Free Flying: Wave of the Future?</strong></em></span><em><br />
Airlines will do just about anything these days to save money. According to <em>USA Today,</em> China Southern Airways is asking passengers to use the restroom before boarding their planes. The move isn&#8217;t an attempt to micromanage weight on planes but an attempt to save fuel</em>.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can see <a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/sky/2006/11/in_custcutting_.html">the full story here</a>. I don&#8217;t like the sound of this&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Works or grace&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/08/12/works-or-grace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 14:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this funny. Via Der Evangelische Theologe, check out what he calls &#8220;an ingenious, entertaining and thoroughly depressing document entitled The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism&#8221;
Here are the first few entries:
The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism
1. Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian?
A: Each individual Christian&#8217;s chief end is to get saved. This is the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I found this funny. Via <a href="http://derevth.blogspot.com/2006/08/link-too-great-to-pass-up.html">Der Evangelische Theologe</a>, check out what he calls &#8220;an ingenious, entertaining and thoroughly depressing document entitled <a href="http://paulmccain.worldmagblog.com/paulmccain/archives/012731.html">The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism</a>&#8221;</p>
<p>Here are the first few entries:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The Semi-Pelagian Narrower Catechism</em></p>
<p><em>1. Q: What is the chief end of each individual Christian?<br />
A: Each individual Christian&#8217;s chief end is to get saved. This is the first and great commandment.</em></p>
<p><em>2. Q: And what is the second great commandment?<br />
A: The second, which is like unto it, is to get as many others saved as he can.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I thought some folk who read this might like to check it out. A more serious critique is offered by The Fire and the Rose, who thinks some strands of American evangelicalism hold a <a href="http://fireandrose.blogspot.com/2006/08/heresies-of-american-evangelicalism.html">pelagian soteriology</a>. But I just think this is funny satire, and not much more&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;Apparently this is all over the blogosphere. For instance, Maggi Dawn posted about it <a href="http://maggidawn.typepad.com/maggidawn/2006/06/the_semipelagia.html">not too long ago</a>.</p>
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		<title>Preaching the Full Monty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/08/09/preaching-the-full-monty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The lengths some churches go to draw people to worship&#8230;
(hattip: knightopia)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/christianstudent/136533938/">lengths</a> some churches go to draw people to worship&#8230;</p>
<p>(hattip: <a href="http://www.knightopia.com/journal/archives/001027.html">knightopia</a>)</p>
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		<title>Ack!&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/07/31/ack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bible]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy, does this feel like it hits home:
(Bible Duel by Dave Walker at CartoonChurch.com, The Cartoon Blog, used under the conditions posted here.)
Does anyone think that this is what the bible is intended to be about? I sure don&#8217;t.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Boy, does this feel like it hits home:</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/2006/07/15/bible-duel/">Bible Duel</a> by Dave Walker at <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/">CartoonChurch.com</a>, <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/blog/">The Cartoon Blog</a>, used under the conditions posted <a href="http://www.cartoonchurch.com/content/how-you-can-use-the-cartoons/">here</a>.)</p>
<p>Does anyone think that this is what the bible is intended to be about? I sure don&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>Searching for a church&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/07/26/searching-for-a-church/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has made the rounds, but I just now watched it.
Thanks to the hopeful amphibian, who declares it to be a way to focus on what matters, if you&#8217;ve been wondering about leaving your church&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>This has made the rounds, but I just now watched it.</p>
<p>Thanks to the <a href="http://hopefulamphibian.blogs.com/hopeful_amphibian/2006/07/looking_for_a_n.html">hopeful amphibian</a>, who declares it to be a way to focus on what matters, if you&#8217;ve been wondering about leaving your church&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Evolution of Dance&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://kairosblog.com/blog/2006/05/12/the-evolution-of-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 09:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kairos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: you&#8217;ll never have the six minutes of your life back after you watch this&#8230;.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Warning: you&#8217;ll never have the six minutes of your life back after you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg">watch this</a>&#8230;.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMH0bHeiRNg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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