Sermon of the Week:
No Insignificant Question-Is Swearing Ok?
A sermon preached for The Kirk of Kansas City, Missouri, on August 29, 2021.
Part one of a nine-week sermon series inspired by questions submitted by the Kirk community.
Special Music: He’s Always Been Faithful to Me
Hymn: Praise Ye, the Lord, The Almighty
Keywords: Swearing, Promise, Profanity, Interpretation, the Apostle Paul, A Christmas Story. #pcusa
Scripture readings (which you may wish to read prior):
Luke 6:39-45
and Philippians 3:4b-14
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Thank you, everyone, for submitting a topic or two
For this reprise of our No Insignificant Question sermon series.
We’ll be exploring various topics over the next eight or nine weeks,
And I’ve divided the sermon series into two parts.
For this first part, I’ve selected a handful of topics
from the 20 or so submissions
that we received this time
topics that range from the quite serious to the humorous
depending on how you look at them.
All of them would be worthy of a sermon,
Some of them more than one,
So I regret, in advance, not being able to get to yours
If it wasn’t one of our selections this time.
The second part will have a more unified theme to it.
More on that in September.
The topic for today, I have to admit
Is a heckova doozy.
I promise.
Actually, it was rather complicated to know how to begin,
Because the person sending it to me just asked “Is Swearing ok?”
And that may seem like a simple question,
but it is not.
On the one hand, “swearing” means a couple of different things
Both of which,
over the long history of Christianity,
over the generations of various ethical and cultural norms
that we have found ourselves swimming in,
both meanings have caused many a sermon-listener to squirm
when a preacher climbed up in the pulpit
and began to offer a Word from the Lord.
Swearing could mean declaring an oath, right?
Place your hand on the bible, and repeat after me
…I, Chad Herring, do solemnly swear…
Or it could mean uttering some sort of profanity.
Profanity, swear words, speech that offends,
Or, better, speech which some people might find offensive…
Like all things offensive,
it depends on the context and the people involved.
You know it when you see it, when you hear it, maybe.
So I had a decision to make, because I didn’t know for sure
Which question was being asked:
Is it ok to swear, as in to make an oath,
to make a solemn, a holy promise?
Or
Is it ok to swear, to utter, sometimes,
and maybe more than just sometimes,
Profane speech, dirty words,
I’ll wash your mouth out with soap young man sort of words…?
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Now, I know some of us
are probably squirming in our seats right now too.
We know full well that we do both of these, maybe all the time,
Maybe without thinking much of it at all.
The Christmas Story,
that lovable film that runs for days
as a movie marathon over on TBS every year,
has this great moment in it,
as the narrator reflects on
memories of his father from childhood,
a father who, quote,
works in profanity
the way other artists might work in oils or clay…
it was his true medium, Ralphie observed,
he was a master.
Ralphie and his father were stopped
by the side of the road, at night,
trying to change a flat tire,
And Ralphie is trying so hard to help his dad.
His dad didn’t need the help. It was his mother’s idea.
And you can see in Ralphie’s eyes
That it is such a big deal to him.
He’s trying so hard to help,
And he’s holding the hubcap like a bowl
And his dad is putting the lug nuts in there for safe keeping
And Dad is rushing,
trying to race, you know,
to beat his average time for changing a spare tire—
it’s a running theme of the movie,
a character flaw so to speak—
and the tire changing all seems to be going so well…
when his father’s arm jerks up suddenly
and knocks the bowl out of Ralphie’s hands
and nine-year-old Ralphie,
curses there, in front of his father…
Oh oh.
What did you say?
That’s what I thought you said.
Go get back in the car, Ralphie…
Later his mom wants to know,
Hey Ralphie, where did you learn that word
And we all know the answer: his dad. The true artist.
But Ralphie can’t say that.
So he lies. He throws his friend under the bus,
And Ralphie’s mom calls his friend’s mom,
and we can all hear his friend’s mom freak out,
and start punishing him, we can hear it….
And all of it is an episode that Ralphie will NEVER forget…
In our bible study this week,
Some felt that cursing, swearing, appears to have become
much more socially accepted these days
And it certainly has, in some ways,
But we all know that it is not just a kids-these-days thing.
A Christmas Story came out in 1983.
We can look to our childhoods, our parent’s childhoods,
And know that there are true artists in every age.
And in our own lives, too.
Or, to put this another way,
there are at least a dozen
fantastic Shakespearian insult generators online,
if you want to go looking for them,
where you can randomly put together
some of the Bard’s great offensive rhetorical daggers
that you can use
the next time you need just the right thing to say
if you’re looking for highbrow, and quite ancient, swearing.
So there’s that.
And many of us don’t really have qualms
about making a solemn promise either,
Whether about significant, weighty things
that we have given a lot of thought to,
like testimony in court,
or assuming an office of public or church responsibility,
or maybe getting married, which sometimes includes this sort of language,
or maybe more haphazardly, more carelessly:
Yes, yes, I’ll get milk on my way home from work, dear, I swear I will.
The sting of failure to uphold these vows,
to break one’s word,
Is more palpable when we use this sort of language to seal it
Which might be why Jesus, in the sermon on the mount,
Was rather clear when it comes to his take on it:
You have heard it was said…
‘You shall not swear falsely,
But carry out the vows you have made to the Lord.’
But I say to you, Do not swear at all…
Let your word be ‘yes, yes’ or ‘no, no.’
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